why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
Surely she was too young to have so many ghosts - City of Heavenly Fire
take me here on our first date
yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
sleep is for the people without internet access